Posted by: egytarek | 4 July, 2007

Interview With Egyptian

A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt, so they sent a female reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt…when she arrives at Cairo. She picks a random guy, and starts her interview

Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter: Do u speak English?
Egyptian: Berfect

Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?
Egyptian: No,i dont have a mind
Reporter: What’s your name?
Egyptian:Taha
Reporter:Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporter:oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
Reporter: It’s just for the sake of the report… never mind…male….
Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporter: No, thanks, I’ll take u for ur word…so..how do u find life here in Egypt?

Taha: Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar…nice food…byramidz

Reporter: oh well… beside the weather and the pyramids… what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter: Ok..lets move on…what do u do?
Taha: I am very well, sank u

Reporter: No,I mean do u have a job?

Taha (looking around him and whispering):Jobat?…no i dont have any (jobat)…lessa mastaba7nash..Do u have a (job) with u?…we can
esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice

 Reprter: Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar

Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt?
Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar…zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha: I do not undurstand what u say

Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry…we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha: No No… It is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make  money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any money

Reporter: let me rephrase…since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?

Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment

Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter:well , Ok…Do u vote?
Taha:What duz zat mean?

Reporter:Do u choose your president
Taha:Mubarak?
Reporter:yes
Taha(nervously): I didnt give my voice…but if i was..i will give him my voice

Reporter:Why him?
Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Taha: But if we have war..u see?…we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

Reporter: what about the last 26 years ?
Taha: I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi

Reporter: No,i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha: He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem,only 10 bounds

Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
Taha: ok ok..ya 2otta


Responses

  1. great conversation
    but really we need to read a really interview


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